rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

frails:

tbh I am my own dream girl


reginaxrose:

federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

deaniepies-a-rising-demon:

tricky-fallen-angel:

devilishsammy:

What

WHAT

THAT WAS

wHAT

😂😭😭😭

(Source: sizvideos)


killlllllllla:

wxxkend:

theblackguyoncommunity:

Heartbeat by Childish Gambino [x]

in between that

This song used to describe my situation so perfectly

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via victoriousvocabulary)

officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle)